Great Truths Kids have Learned
Never hold a
Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
You can't trust dogs to watch
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white
Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her
brush your hair.
School lunches stick to the wall.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize
Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.