The following "Great Truths Kids have Learned Over Time" and "Great Truths Adults have Learned Over Time" were previously posted on this website. The publisher of this website is keeping the archives just in case he suffers some trauma and loses his memory and wants to know what truths were published in the past.

Great Truths Adults have Learned Over Time

(12-Oct-2004)

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

(29-Jan-2004)

Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

(08-Oct-2003)

The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere - and let the air out of their tires!

(22-Jan-2003)

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.

(1-Nov-2002)

One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

(25-Aug-2002)

Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.

Great Truths Kids have Learned Over Time

(2-May-2002)

Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

(1-Dec-2001)

Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

(16-Sep-2001)

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

(1-Jul-2001)

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

(30-May-2001)

Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a Tic-Tac.

(23-Apr-2001)

When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

(11-Mar-2001)

School lunches stick to the wall.

(15-Jan-2001)

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

(2-Dec-2000)

Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

(13-Nov-2000)

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

(28-Oct-2000)

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

(16-Sep-2000)

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

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