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May
07
(at the risk of a little self promotion, but definitely as a service to the Fox Community)

Have you read some of the blog or forum posts touting the sessions at GLGDW 2006, and kicked yourself for not attending? Wish you had a second chance? Well Whil is giving you a second chance by releasing the session whitepapers as a new e-book: Visual FoxPro Best Practices for the Next Ten Years

I just reviewed through the book (a whopping 415 pages) and personally feel it is worth twice what Whil is charging. Heck there are a few chapters in this book I would be willing to pay $75 by themselves. Go steal a copy for yourself at Hentzenwerke Publishing.

May
05
A little humor for my day was provided in an email from Epson concerning a rebate they owe me. I got the email today, and here is the content:
 


Dear Richard Schummer,

Your Epson $20.00 rebate check has been sent via 1st class mail on 12/28/2006. Please allow adequate time for delivery.

Sincerely,

Epson Rebate Administrator

PLEASE NOTE: This is an automated email message. Please do not reply directly to this message.


Looks like they can predict the future or have released my notice too soon. I know rebates always seem to take their sweet time getting to me, but building in a 7 month delay is pretty ridiculous {g}. I also like how I cannot contact them with a reply to the email. Thanks Epson. I hope I get it sooner, and I hope their IT department realize the bug on their own since I have no way to tell them.
 

May
02
Or as I should really say: not support.
 
I know I am not your top of the line hardware dude, but even I have been known to change a toner cartridge in a laser printer. After all, it is not a fax machine so even I should be able to handle it. But this weekend it was proven that I am even less competent at hardware than I thought. It started Friday evening when I was printing out a recipe off the web. Simple enough, but the printer is screaming at me to feed it toner. Sunday I stop out at OfficeMax and pick up a cartridge.
 
I get home and open up the printer and try to pull the old toner assembly out of the printer and it is stuck. Stuck hard. So I call Brother’s tech support number and get a message: hours of support are from 6am to 9pm PST, except holidays. April 30th is not a holiday, but the recorded message tells me to call back during working hours despite it being in the alleged support time frame. Idiots. Tell me you are also closed on the weekend.
 
So I called back today and was routed fairly quickly to a support professional. It was a good experience to start as the wait time was less than a minute. All I had to do is provide them my phone number and they told me my printer model and asked how they can help. I explain my situation on how I am out of toner and replacing it for the first time and how it is jammed. The guy asked me to pull hard. I did not want to break the drum assembly so I pulled as hard as I could before I thought I would break something. He asked me to check to see if there was a foreign object in the assembly and I looked (again) to confirm nothing was in the way. He was kind enough to tell me I was the first person he heard of who could not pull the toner out of the printer. As if I don’t have enough esteem problems with hardware. He figures it will be better for me to embarrass myself in front of a human and gives me the phone number of a local tech.
 
I talked to the local tech and he asks me: do you see this white plastic connector on the left side of the door? Sure. Is it connected to a piece of black plastic? No. I connect it and bingo I hear the sound of a release and sure enough the toner slides right out. Simple as pie. This is the first thing they should of asked me. The local tech guy notes he would have made $50 if I had brought it in. I offer to do so, but he declines. First class help from someone knowledgeable.
 
Have I mentioned how much I hate hardware?
 
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